Hello and welcome . I'm Alice and I'm a student , model , dancer , directioner , carrot eater, table breaker .
One Direction , Danielle Claire Peazer , Eleanor Jane Calder , Cher Lloyd , Little Mix , Olly Murs , Ed Sheeran , Bruno Mars
Cats , 4 nipples , Nando's , carrots , turtles , mirrors . Enjoying the roller coaster of life with Zayn because YOLO <3
1 word ? F.O.O.D
Me : Turn the light off , I wanna be with you , I wanna feel your love
Instructor : Uhmm okay then .. On the road you are only allowed to drive in one direction
Me : OMFG !! Are you a directioner too ? I freakin love One Direction so much . Don't you just love how Louis and Harry are so in love ? They should reeaally have sex and make sexy Larry Stylinson babies . OMG !! You might be a directionator . How many r's are there ?? Huh ?!
Me : Why didn't you answer ? OMG !! I'm in a car with a directionator . GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN !! I'm gonna ram this car into a tree . I freakin hate directionators . People like you are the reason why nice people like me can't live peacefully !!
Instructor : Who do you think you are ? Who do you think I am ?
Me : Oh , I see what you did here . You're trying to prove you're a directioner by quoting ' Taken ' lyrics . Well , I don't care
Instructor : Please , just calm down ..Here , how about we turn on the radio ? * WMYB plays *
Me : OMG , this is jam . Sing it with me ! BUT WHEN YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND IT AIN'T HARD TO TELL !!
Instructor : WATCH OUT FOR THAT PIGEON !!!!!!!!!
Me : KEEEEEEEEEVIIIIN ! WHERE ARE YOU ? * gets out of the car * IF WOULD BE AN HONOR IF YOU JUST POOP ON ME PLEASE !!!!!
Instructor * sighs * : MOTHER OF GOD ! Are all directioners like this ..